kenspen ·· it takes two to make it outta sight

[aspen magnolia martinelli]

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"it takes two to make a thing go rightttttt," aspen martinelli sung as she skipped back to kenan luther. she had two styrofoam cups of shave ice in her hands, both strawberry banana flavored. luckily, aspen knew she would be jumping all over the place, and asked the girl at the booth to only fill her cup to the rim rather than above it in a mountain like they normally did. "it takes two to make it outta sight!" she sung the next line as her bare feet hopped onto the back of her tanning boyfriend. "i'm back, captain von trapp!" aspen jumped back off of her boyfriend, and sat down beside him like an indian, setting both cups down on the harry potter quidditch beach towel they had sprawled over the sand. "kay, now, where the hell..." aspen grabbed her orange jansport backpack, unzipping the main compartment. she pulled out a bottle of gin and a bottle of rum, unscrewing both and pouring even amounts into their shave ice cups. "now, this is what i call a treat," she said out loud, obviously proud of her work. normally, things had gone wrong. like, last time as she skipped back to kenan the shave ice melted on the sides of her cups and her hands were sticky afterwards and she felt like so much was wasted. this time, aspen had finally perfected the entire process.

she screwed the caps of the bottles back on and tucked the bottles back into her backpack, setting it aside for now. aspen mixed both their drinks until they were more like liquid rather than ice. "cheers!" she said, grabbing her cup and clicking its rim against kenan's. she chugged it for as long as she could, and then gave him a big fat kiss on the lips. "mwah!" she said when she kissed him. she set her drink back down, this time letting it sit in the sand, and pulled off her white t-shirt, exposing a purple bandeau bikini top to match the bottoms that were already exposed. "now, kenny dear, i need sunscreen on my back." aspen said as she turned onto her stomach. it was more of a statement than an order. she took another drink of her shave ice, letting out an "ahhh," as she finished that gulp. god, she was becoming quite the master at these sorts of drinks. aspen grabbed her backpack again, which was luckily in arms' length, and pulled her d-slr camera case out from the bigger pocket. she unzipped that and pulled out her camera. "say cheese!" she said with her arm out and lens facing kenan, and snapped a picture of kenan without looking into the viewfinder. aspen turned the camera around, resting her elbows in the sand so she could comfortably look at her pictures. "d'awww, aren't you just the cutest thing!" aspen giggled in a baby voice and showed kenan the picture she had just taken of him. "i think that belongs on filthy youth."

[kenan ellis luther]

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{ kenan luther cracked open an eye from behind his thickly rimmed glasses as girlfriend, aspen martinelli, ran up to him, signing and carrying two glorious strawberry banana shaved ice treats. he could help but smile at her as she called him captain von trapp. he pulled himself up from a previously masculine tanning position on his back and rolled over to the side, resting on an elbow. "well if i'm captain von trapp then who's going to be both rob base and dj e-z? you? c'monnnn..."

kenan watched aspen as she played bartender and diluted their sugary treats with liquor. what a babe. it only took her a split second it seemed like to fill them to the rim and 'clink glasses', more like smush styrafoam cups, with him. aspen leaned in giving kenan a sloppy kiss which he happily return, giving her a soft follow up peck to finish off. aspen was like a puppy dog; kenan was so crazy for her. kenan eyed her joyously as she stripped down to her bathing suit, and looked down at his own pair of boardshorts, laughing at how they seemed to match. it was like the lawrence welks show or something, being so coordinated.

kenan sat up and got behind aspen, applying sun screen to her shoulders as she asked. as he brushed her ratty brown hair to the side he blew on her neck, giving her a soft kiss there right after wards. he went back to lathering her up, drawing pictures on her back as he did so. "now you will never get burned..." he said with a final touch. aspen caught kenan by a surprise however she swung around and snapped a picture of him, declaring that it just had to go on filthy youth. "wow, bitch, no way" kenan said, scrunching his nose at her and snapping the camera out of her hand, in turn snapping a way up close picture of her boobs. "there, that can go on filthy youth..." kenan laughed.

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aspen rolled her eyes, holding back her giggles so she could sound serious. "god, fine, kenan. but, i call dj e-z rock. he's more thug, anyway, so it's appropriate." she took another sip of her shaved water with alcohol, pinky up. "i mean, the closest you get to being a g is dating me. you're kind of like my snowbunny," oh, that was cute. aspen loved coming up with new pet names for kenan, and snowbunny had just officially made its way onto the list. she had a long list of them in her head, like sugar buns, captain von trapp, and muffin. aspen was all about calling kenan cheesy names that reminded her of her dessert from the night before.

the feeling of kenan's hands on aspen's shoulders still made her tingle. when he blew on her bare neck, planting a soft kiss smack in the center, it sent butterflies to aspen's stomach. her grin was wide and she was probably blushing. god, he was wonderful. and he said, now you will never get burned. aspen could have died. she had to capture this moment, so she pulled her camera out from her bag and as quickly as she could, caught the best picture of kenan. before she knew it, aspen's camera was no longer in her hands but instead being held hostage by her boyfriend, who directed the lens towards her chest, adjusting it – probably zooming in. there, that could go on filthy youth, he said laughing. aspen looked at the picture and died. god, cameras never did her chest any justice.

aspen grabbed her camera back and pointed it at kenan's crotch. this was officially war. "smile, ralphie!" she giggled, taking a fantastic picture. "i should get you hard next time, first." she suggested coyly, tempted to start softly blowing into his ear. "awww, look at wittle ralphie, kenny! he doesn't look too perky today..."

[kenan ellis luther]

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{ kenan's face turned red as aspen addressed his ... member as 'ralphie'. god, seriously, she couldn't do any better than that? how about something like 'stallion' or 'electric cowboy'? damnit, he must really be awful. at least she wasn't calling it 'bubbles' or something. that would be mortifying. however, all was well and done as aspen leaned over and blew into his ear. damn, her. "not here, aspen. not on the beach." kenan said sternly, but loosen up and started laughing to add "at least not until the sun goes down." kenan leaned over, giving her a big sexy raspberry on her shoulder before resting his head there. he just wanted to fall asleep against her and stay there forever. the tide would rise and rush them out to sea, and they would turn into two little dolphins, heavy in love.

kenan stood, arching his back in a stretch, after leaning up against aspen for like, a full minute. "damn, the sun makes me sleepy." kenan spread his arms open staring up at the sky, screaming like a savage. "fuck you, sun king!" he brought his hands down and sputtered a cough. damn, smoker's lung. he came out of it laughing, though. whenever he was around aspen her energy just totally made him like a wildebeest. she made him want to scream at the sun and float out to sea and walk on his hands all at once. it was the best change a recluse like kenan could switch to.

he reached down taking a final spoonful of his frozen afternoon delight, and picked up his black signature raybans, shoving them onto the bridge of his nose. yeah, cause it was fuckin' sunny. after all was well and done he reached down for aspen's hand. he wanted to drag her into the ocean and get her all good and wet. ;;

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not here, aspen. not on the beach, kenan sounded so funny when he said that to aspen. it made her want to start sucking on his finger, or something that would really get him riled. "fine, whatever, don't be a total horndog. see who gets head tonight," aspen joked. she loved being able to use sex as leverage. girls kind of had it good. sure, she bled once a month, but aspen had a sick sense of humor and laughed every time she practically gave kenan blue balls. plus, no one could see it when a lady was horny. it wasn't too shabby having two x chromosomes. she giggled when kenan blew a raspberry on her shoulder, deciding she maybe would take back the threat she just gave. "stop being so cute! i have to be able to resist you and shit," aspen let her head rest on his, putting her arm around his neck and patting his open cheek.

too soon, kenan stood up to stretch. he cursed at the sun king, and aspen laughed, taking another drink of her shaved ice. god, she loved drinks for bitches. "no way, kenan. your white ass needs a tan." she pulled down his shorts, immediately erupting in laughter at his exposed bottom, leaning onto her back and kicking her legs in the air. while she did this, she accidentally kicked kenan's knee. "oh…shi…sorry…" she managed to say through her giggles. thank god her foot hadn't met his sensitive spot. she would have laughed even harder, he would have hated her, and the chances of them having a little baby kenspen would drop significantly. well, maybe not significantly. aspen didn't really know.

kenan grabbed aspen's hand, and she stood up, following her good ol' prince charming to wherever he wanted to take her. if it was into a secret spot behind the surf shack, she wouldn't mind. he was overdue for some blue balls. god, she was a bitch. she laughed out loud at how bitchy she was. aspen had no idea why kenan was still with her.

[kenan ellis luther]

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{ kenan smiled and stuck his tongue out at aspen as she took his hand. he took off running, holding tightly on to her hand as she followed close behind him. kenan had no idea what had come over him but he'd taken one glance at the ocean, one glance at aspen's eyelashes as they hit her freckled cheeks and was completely taken over with love for god, for he made woman and he made sea and he gave them all to kenan for him to be pleased.

upon reaching the sea, kenan grabbed aspen close to him, turning her so that his back faced a now crashing wave, while it splashed all over her. he gave her a peck on the lips, "sorry, baby girl. that was a total accident." kenan wasn't convincing at all. good thing he hadn't decided upon majoring in theatre, though it wasn't like his major or his school standing said much about him anyway. who would have known? he leaned into aspen, his lips inches from her ear. "what do you say we have a little roll in the bay?" the ocean was clean. it wasn't like the grody lucella fountain that had herpes written all over it.

"oh hey! aspen!" kenan said, trying to gain her attention though it was already set on him. "uh, did i tell you uh there's like, a full moon tonight. so we're going into a new lunar cycle and shit. tight, right? we should go night surfing." kenan lowered his chin and looked up at her, failing in an attempt to make a puppy dog face. he hoped she was into it. aspen was always into the weird shit he would become infatuated with on a whim of a toke. like astrology and night surfing and different species of squids. once he'd had an 'if you were a squid what size would you be?' conversation with her for well over an hour. and damnit, he loved that bitch because of it.

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aspen laughed and followed kenan into the ocean. she felt like they were in an episode of baywatch, until he turned her around so the ocean water splashed all over her, nearly pushing her over. she laughed as she spat the ocean water out of her mouth, and yelled kenan's name for the world to hear. "kenan. ellis. luther!

[/i]" she couldn't talk in a stern voice without laughing, shoving him a little. "you're such a fucking fart.[/i]" she raised her eyebrows with a smile when he asked if they'd have a little roll in the bay. "baby, you know me. always up for anything.[/i]" she kissed her brilliant boyfriend smack on the lips. perhaps she had spoken too soon, because he suggested night surfing. she tried to ignore her sweet, sweet… brilliant… boyfriend's "full moon" comment. he must have only skimmed that day's newspaper headline. though a part of aspen was hesitant about night surfing, she wasn't about to look like a pussy or nothin!

"kay baby, if you want. but you know my surfing isn't up to par. you better punch that shark in the nose if one comes to eat me![/i]" aspen was totally serious. she was deathly afraid of sharks and always worried that one would one day eat kenan while he went on one of his night surfing adventures. still, aspen the more aspen accepted that she was going surfing no matter what, the more the idea of surfing under some huge-ass moon would be a cool story to tell their grandchildren. "actually, i'll probably have to defend you from one![/i]" aspen smiled, obviously more confident than seconds before. she smiled, jumped back from him, and used both her hands to splash him with as much water as she could.

"but baby you gotta smoke with me under the pier before we go on this under the moon adventure,[/i]" she pouted her lips and widened her eyes. god, night surfing would be so scary blazed. "have you ever been night surfing stoned before?[/i]" she wouldn't have been surprised if kenan had. they had once before eaten shrooms and gone on a wild night hike in the sherwood forest. it resulted in them getting terribly lost, laughing at how idiotic they were until they luckily bumped into a group of students camping for the weekend.
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