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Post by mallorie jane chevalier on Mar 22, 2011 6:02:44 GMT -10
i would be a fruit bat, so I could get my revenge on fruit, of course. plus they prove to be reservoirs for diseases that don't harm them at all, just other animals and humans. that would be interesting.
work. work is running me into the ground. i almost didn't make it in time the other day, one of my co-workers saw me changing in the back room. that was... interesting. i'll ditch to come see you anytime though, you know that.
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Post by sebastian william devereux on Mar 22, 2011 6:14:10 GMT -10
lucifer,
[/i][/b][/right] you should've said 'i'm pretty fruit-batty' instead of 'peachy' then. a biological vector, like the mosquitoes. greedy little things, those mosquitoes - they torment me at night if i'm out walking in the forest. still living life on the edge, cutting it close, eh? pretty wild life for a waitress. and your employers won't be too happy with that - if they fire you on the spot you'd not speak to me for a week. how is the social life? [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by mallorie jane chevalier on Mar 22, 2011 6:26:47 GMT -10
Too true, i stand corrected. this only raises another question though; why exactly are you walking in the forest at night, hm?
gotta keep interested in the job somehow.
fire me? psh, never. they love me.
social life? what the heck is a social life? i guess i've seen a couple of people in the last few weeks, but nothing who can hold a candle to your company, i swear it.
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Post by sebastian william devereux on Mar 22, 2011 10:26:22 GMT -10
lucifer,
[/i][/b][/right] i can't tell you that. you'd have to join me for a night-time scroll if you want in on all the juicy secrets. who knows, maybe i turn into a bat and fly around at night? gotta love that confidence of yours, of course they wouldn't dare fire you, you're wonderful. the job? i'm sorry but, you can do better than a waitress. i'm highly flattered, but maybe you should try not comparing them to something as amazing and highly respectable as me - than maybe,, just maybe, you might find them at least decent enough to spend the night with. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by mallorie jane chevalier on Mar 22, 2011 11:38:39 GMT -10
I might just.
Aha, I should take you along with me to job interviews, your faith in my skill is a lot stronger than my own. I'd be sure to have unyielding powers of persuasion if you were with me wherever I went.
I must admit, it is a little unfair to them.
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Post by sebastian william devereux on Mar 22, 2011 11:46:54 GMT -10
lucifer,
[/i][/b][/right] you know you want to. unyielding powers of persuasion eh? you don't need me when you've got your good looks, woman. just flutter your eyelashes and wear low-neck shirts and they'd give you anything you want. men are.. men. and you've got a beautiful body, might as well use it. or not. now that i think about it, i don't like the thought of you throwing yourself out there. maybe i should come with you to job interviews after all - maybe flex my muscles to get you in. true. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by mallorie jane chevalier on Mar 22, 2011 11:51:15 GMT -10
Ahaha, we're a force to be reckoned with! With our looks and wit, how can anybody ever stand in our way, hm? And who ever has?
No, I think, if the reaction were to be anything like that of my co-worker who saw me change the other day, I wouldn't like it. He was quite stunned to say the least, and I really wasn't wasn't planning on performing the whole 'exhibitionism' thing in the first place.
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Post by sebastian william devereux on Mar 23, 2011 6:45:23 GMT -10
lucifer,
[/i][/b][/right] mallorie and sebastian, the dynamic duo. now that's a combination that could work. shoving people's asses out of the way since two thousand and eleven. and interesting - why were you changing your clothes at work anyway? [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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Post by mallorie jane chevalier on Mar 23, 2011 6:56:27 GMT -10
I like that. i like that probably a lot more than i should, we sound like a villain team or something.
i hadn't changed into my uniform yet, i was running late and decided to change when i got there. probably not my greatest plan yet.
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Post by sebastian william devereux on Mar 23, 2011 8:45:12 GMT -10
lucifer,
[/i][/b][/right] like batman and robin, or hitler and his right-hand-man - whoever the fuck that was. villians, schillians, we should do nasty things together. like terrorize the town by night. probably not, but it shows off just how cute you can be. remind me to visit you at work sometime, i can't get enough of those uniforms. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote] |
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