know your state's motto

[zaryn kate oliver]

okay, so these are absolutely hilarious. so stereotypical and everything. not meant to offend anybody... and i didn't make them up.

Alabama: "Heck, Yes, We Have Electricity."
Alaska: "11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!"
Arizona: "But It’s A DRY Heat."
Arkansas: "Literacy Ain’t Everything."
California: "By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda."
Colorado: "If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother."
Connecticut: "Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet."
Delaware: "We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water."
Florida: "Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special."
Georgia: "We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism."
Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)."
Idaho: "More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good."
Illinois: "Please, Don’t Pronounce the 'S.'"
Indiana: "Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!"
Iowa: "We Do Amazing Things With Corn!"
Kansas: "First Of The Rectangle States."
Kentucky: "Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names."
Louisiana: "We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign."
Maine: "We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster."
Maryland: "If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!"
Massachusetts: "Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's."
Michigan: "First Line Of Defense From The Canadians."
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes."
Mississippi: "Come And Feel Better About Your Own State!"
Missouri: "Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work."
Montana: "Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else."
Nebraska: "Ask About Our State Motto Contest!"
Nevada: "Prostitutes and Poker!"
New Hampshire: "Go Away And Leave Us Alone."
New Jersey: "You Want A !@#$%& Motto? I Got Yer !@#$%& Motto Right Here!"
New Mexico: "Lizards Make Excellent Pets."
New York: "You Have The Right To Remain Silent. You Have The Right To An Attorney."
North Carolina: "Tobacco Is A Vegetable!"
North Dakota: "We Really Are One Of The 50 States!"
Ohio: "At Least We're Not Michigan..."
Oklahoma: "Like The Play, But No Singing."
Oregon: "Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner."
Pennsylvania: "Cook With Coal!"
Rhode Island: "We’re Not REALLY An Island..."
South Carolina: "Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet."
South Dakota: "Closer Than North Dakota!"
Tennessee: "The Edyoocashun State."
Texas: "Se Hablo Ingles."
Utah: "Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus."
Vermont: "Ay, Yep!"
Virginia: "Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"
Washington: "We Have More Rain Than You Do!"
West Virginia: "One Big Happy Family... Really!"
Wisconsin: "Come Cut The Cheese!"
Wyoming: "Where Men Are Men... And Sheep Are Scared."